Summer Time Begins With A Shake

The weather is starting to finally get warmer here in good o’l Los Angeles County, and no better way to bring in the summer with a couple of earthquakes. Me and Clover recently got a few good jolts thanks to the 7.1 magnitude earthquake that happened back on July 5th 2019. Nothing serious on our end, but it’s a good reminder we live in a earthquake prone area. It hasn’t stopped either; you can view the constant aftershocks since the event here.

Moving onto the gaming side of things, if you haven’t already played Bloodstained Ritual of the Night - consider this your friendly reminder to do so. It’s a fantastic game for anyone who enjoys platformers and anyone who enjoyed the Castlevania series back in the day. It’s even made by the same producer Koji Igarashi of the same fame; so you’re getting the real deal and not some dumpster fire “spiritual successor” that usually plagues sequels of games that have nothing to do with the original talent. I finished the game in a week and will be waiting for all the free DLC to be released before venturing back in again.

Do you believe that the only good bug is a dead bug? You’re not alone if you haven’t checked out Earth Defense Force 5 which was recently released on PC. What’s nice about EDF 5 is that it brings a lot of quality of life changes from 4.1 in the form of mobility as well as performance gains running on the PC. I didn’t mention this title for the PS4 (which I no longer own by the way) because it had low frame rates even on the pro version back then. Now that it is on steam, the game can utilize all that PC horsepower to render bug destroying debris in glorious 60fps. I highly suggest you check this series out if you haven’t heard of it at all before reading this blog post - it’s really fun in a campy 90’s sort of way. You can watch the horrendous trailer for the game below; it’s meant to be bad by the way!

Let’s close out the July post with another YT channel recommendation. As you know from my previous updates for The List, I have a thing for POV videos from people who have really expensive filming equipment. I always believe that one of the future benefits of VR is that folks will be able to see faraway places without actually being there. Until that technology matures itself, we can get a glimpse of it through the hard work of folks willing to lug around a DSLR or Mirror-less camera and take the shots. SoCal Attractions 360 is one of those folks, and they like to do theme park related videos of rides. So if you ever wondered if it’s “worth it” to wait for 90+ minutes in the sun for a particular attraction, you may want to check out their channel. Better yet, just go down a rabbit hole with me and enjoy the POV shots of various rides they’ve recorded. I’ll update The List accordingly for their channel as always.

Stella Maiden Has Launched!

Hey folks, just a quick update to let you know that Stella Maiden has launched!

Get the game on Android here

The developer MIST has updated the Facebook site and also created a Reddit page for the game you can see here. I’ve linked some of the media posted on the Facebook and Reddit so far - but please make sure to follow the official Facebook and Reddit for updates. I’ve re-uploaded the media content from both of those sites here for your convenience. Each one should open in a pop up. Best viewed on a computer! (Warning mobile users - it might take a while to load initially or be choppy!)



Waiting For The Heat And WHO Gamer Zombies

Strange to be experiencing cold and rainy weather here in California; especially considering it’s almost the end of May. That being said, I hope we’re all looking forward to the blazing heat and sunshine that (hopefully) should come soon. Speaking of which, let’s drop down the rabbit hole of one of my favorite esoteric subjects - the history of seemingly mundane theme park attractions! I’ve updated The List accordingly to reflect the newly added channels - so as always I recommend you head on over there if you’re new to the site. Expedition Theme Park and Theme Park History are the new additions.

For the gaming and anime side of things, I’ve also updated the related sections under Tree and Clover. By the way if you’ve been living under a rock, the WHO has classified gaming addiction as a “disease”. I fully expect to utilize my newfound powers in light of this discovery by biting people randomly on the neck or arm and turning them into mindless gamers who themselves will continue to spread the disease. WHO (get it?) would of thought that Mario would be the real cause of the Zombie apocalypse? All hail the oncoming Doritos and Mountain Dew inspired end of days!

Heir of Light (link in the picture) has been my new mobile jam for a while. Recent updates and a considerably revamped F2P model has made the game a lot more accessible than it was at launch. If you’re looking for a new game to sink your teeth into for a while before the big Stella Maiden drop later this year, I would suggest it a good thing to hold you over for a bit. Just make sure to look up the re-roll guide to get the stronger units early on to help you on your way.

That’s it for this brief update! See you next month with hopefully even more weird stuff from the web.

Sluggish Slow and Sleepy April

I bring this exciting April update with a picture of a bunny. Yes - this site has become everything you hate about the internet and have succumbed to being another click bait farm. Too bad I don’t have any advertisers or any actual real income, cause I probably could of made a fortune I tell ya!

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The only thing I can think of that may be remotely interesting to visitors here is the fact that Persona 5 Royal has been given a release date! The game will be out on 10/31/2019 for Japan and an undisclosed date of sometime in 2020 for the rest of the world. If Persona seems like a familiar word here on the site, it’s because I wrote a lengthy article on Persona 5 confidants 2 years ago. Not only am I gobsmacked that much time has passed since I sat down with a ton of coffee to write that article, but I’m also looking forward to the new version of the game. By all the things I’ve seen so far, it really is looking different enough to warrant another play through. Granted I don’t speak a lick of Japanese so it’s going to be a long time before I get revisit the game again, but I at least thought it was cool to acknowledge for those who may be interested. If you’re just looking for some NSFW artwork of the new character Kasumi in the upcoming game, I highly suggest you visit here and thanks for stopping by my site anyway. Don’t forget to buy that artist a Coffee either.

Moving on to more game related news, the highly anticipated (at least to me) Stella Maiden is nearing completion and will be coming soon to the west within the next couple of months. I really do believe this game is going to be a heck of a mobile title worth looking into as the beta preview I did of it was fantastic. If you’re impatient and want to play it now - you can do so by looking for the English variant on the Asia Google Play store. Just keep in mind it’s not the official English version being worked on by the developer.

Artist is InstantIP and you can click on the image to go to their site!

Artist is InstantIP and you can click on the image to go to their site!

Closing out this extremely game heavy update (cause once again - it’s been pretty slow news other than humanity taking a picture of a black hole for the first time) I have a YouTube recommendation for those who like Arcade games of yore. Mikado Game Center is an actual working arcade that you can visit right now; that is of course if you travel or live in Japan. Their YT channel is very active with live streams that they do almost on a daily basis, and it’s a nice trip down memory lane if you’re an old fart like me who use to throw quarters at arcade cabinets back in the 90’s.

See you in the next update! Don’t forget to go outside once in a while either.